Funny Senior Superlatives

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Georgia Morris, Co-Editor

While the yearbook staff assigns the members of the senior class their official superlatives, the media office staff has started a tradition of assigning the senior class “funny” superlatives. Here, the media office has come together to assign every senior a funny superlative that just clicks with their personalities!

 

  1. Juhi – Most likely to tell you the test “wasn’t that bad”
  2. Thomas – Most likely to not complete his research paper
  3. Mercer – Most likely to have to redo his research paper because of his brother
  4. Thorne – Most likely to answer “neurons” for every question on a psych test
  5. Austin – Most likely to know the tea
  6. Chris – Most likely to take Stanc’s parking spot when both of them are running late
  7. Ansen – Most likely to have a brotherly argument with Eric
  8. Jack Wu – Most likely to sleep in Stats Class
  9. Jack Boucher – Most likely to argue (anything)
  10. Stephen Tucker – Most likely to say “mmmm”
  11. Nathan Varnell – Most likely to get into a political argument with Dr. Wells
  12. Charlie – Most likely to get on Dr. Wells’ nerves
  13. Jacob Braddy – Most likely to make fun of Charlie with Dr. Wells
  14. Averi – Most likely to know the newest makeup release
  15. Tanner – Most likely to serenade you in the hallway
  16. Will – Most likely to be on 123Movies in class
  17. Dalton – Most likely to check out of school to go to a wreck
  18. Josh – Most likely to always have his headphones in
  19. Sadie- Most likely to get hit by a softball (5 times in 3 games to be exact)
  20. Morgan- Most likely to think a weird animal is cute
  21. Lillie- Most likely to yell “It’s chicken biscuit day” on Friday
  22. Isabel- Most likely to dance at any moment
  23. Tiffany – Most likely to be found in Mrs. A’s office during sports medicine
  24. Gabby- Most likely to know all of the senior dates
  25. Marina – Most likely to sass you
  26. Isaiah – Most likely to watch Grey’s Anatomy in the senior room
  27. Woodall – Most likely to change identities just by shaving his face
  28. Paul – Most likely to talk about Rocky Mount High School
  29. Jacob Gutshall – Best Mr. Tucker impression
  30. Georgia – Most likely to write a stupid article
  31. Haven – Most likely to be dealing with a medical issue at school
  32. Ann Sumner – Most likely to smile when Mr. Stone is making the class uncomfortable
  33. Virginia – Most likely to harass Ansen
  34. Caroline – Most likely to talk about pigs
  35. Macie – Most likely to wear a statement fashion piece
  36. Ashley – Most likely to bargain on Canal Street
  37. Barrett – Most likely to be late to Environmental because she was in Ceramics
  38. Kayla – Most likely to eat 5 granola bars, a yogurt, and berries during break
  39. Peyton – Most likely to call someone “cuh”
  40. Chandler – Most likely to show Mrs. A his stomach (despite her not wanting him to)
  41. Chuck – Most likely to talk about a petition no one wants to sign
  42. Ethan – Most likely to be made fun of by Mr. Stone for saying “good” instead of “well”
  43. Spencer – Most likely to bring his girlfriend food
  44. Taylor – Most likely to ask Mr. Tucker if it’s okay to leave at 3:15