Funny Senior Superlatives
April 30, 2019
While the yearbook staff assigns the members of the senior class their official superlatives, the media office staff has started a tradition of assigning the senior class “funny” superlatives. Here, the media office has come together to assign every senior a funny superlative that just clicks with their personalities!
- Juhi – Most likely to tell you the test “wasn’t that bad”
- Thomas – Most likely to not complete his research paper
- Mercer – Most likely to have to redo his research paper because of his brother
- Thorne – Most likely to answer “neurons” for every question on a psych test
- Austin – Most likely to know the tea
- Chris – Most likely to take Stanc’s parking spot when both of them are running late
- Ansen – Most likely to have a brotherly argument with Eric
- Jack Wu – Most likely to sleep in Stats Class
- Jack Boucher – Most likely to argue (anything)
- Stephen Tucker – Most likely to say “mmmm”
- Nathan Varnell – Most likely to get into a political argument with Dr. Wells
- Charlie – Most likely to get on Dr. Wells’ nerves
- Jacob Braddy – Most likely to make fun of Charlie with Dr. Wells
- Averi – Most likely to know the newest makeup release
- Tanner – Most likely to serenade you in the hallway
- Will – Most likely to be on 123Movies in class
- Dalton – Most likely to check out of school to go to a wreck
- Josh – Most likely to always have his headphones in
- Sadie- Most likely to get hit by a softball (5 times in 3 games to be exact)
- Morgan- Most likely to think a weird animal is cute
- Lillie- Most likely to yell “It’s chicken biscuit day” on Friday
- Isabel- Most likely to dance at any moment
- Tiffany – Most likely to be found in Mrs. A’s office during sports medicine
- Gabby- Most likely to know all of the senior dates
- Marina – Most likely to sass you
- Isaiah – Most likely to watch Grey’s Anatomy in the senior room
- Woodall – Most likely to change identities just by shaving his face
- Paul – Most likely to talk about Rocky Mount High School
- Jacob Gutshall – Best Mr. Tucker impression
- Georgia – Most likely to write a stupid article
- Haven – Most likely to be dealing with a medical issue at school
- Ann Sumner – Most likely to smile when Mr. Stone is making the class uncomfortable
- Virginia – Most likely to harass Ansen
- Caroline – Most likely to talk about pigs
- Macie – Most likely to wear a statement fashion piece
- Ashley – Most likely to bargain on Canal Street
- Barrett – Most likely to be late to Environmental because she was in Ceramics
- Kayla – Most likely to eat 5 granola bars, a yogurt, and berries during break
- Peyton – Most likely to call someone “cuh”
- Chandler – Most likely to show Mrs. A his stomach (despite her not wanting him to)
- Chuck – Most likely to talk about a petition no one wants to sign
- Ethan – Most likely to be made fun of by Mr. Stone for saying “good” instead of “well”
- Spencer – Most likely to bring his girlfriend food
- Taylor – Most likely to ask Mr. Tucker if it’s okay to leave at 3:15