*These quotes have been submitted by all of the seniors. Some have been edited for clarity. All quotes have been used with permission from the person the quote is accredited to.*

Brain Slips: It happens to everyone. No matter how smart or how careful you are, from time to time, everyone says something that, when a cloud of laughter erupts from your friends, you know you’ll never hear the end of. Although our grade has already had multiple people already accepted into colleges and several people nominated (and who have received) scholarships, we have been known to say some things that we now cringe at. To see the RMA class of 2018’s most memorable brain slips, read on.

“Is Halloween on the 31st this year?” – Alexis Reams

“Are Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton related?” – Malone Bondy

“Is American History and US History the same thing?” – Jillian Lavely

With everything going on in a senior’s life, from college apps to scholarship apps to rigorous courses, Jillian’s minor brain lapse was written on the whiteboard in the senior room. What makes this quote most funny is that everyone, at one time or another, has either wondered or said something like this.

“A month is like three weeks.” – Thomas Griffin

“Doesn’t it take like five minutes to get to Tarboro [from RMA]?” – Cameron Cross  

“The American Indians live in igloos.” – Malone Bondy

To be fair, the Inuit American Indians did actually live in igloos. Unfortunately, the discussion at the time was about the Cherokees. But, having been in seventh grade when this comment came about, the confusion can easily be understood.

“How many points is a two point conversion worth?” -Ann Margaret Taylor

“Wait, why did he say they got first and ten? I thought it was a first down…” -Ann Margaret Taylor

Lauren Seale submitted the two quotes above with the background: Both of these came from her [Ann Margaret] while we were cheering. I then explained to her that a two point conversion is worth two points (hence the name) and that the “first” in “first in ten” means the team got a first down. Some of the other cheerleaders don’t know very much about football either, but they’re learning!

To be honest, I really didn’t know the difference between a first and ten and a first down either.

“People in Canada don’t speak English.” – Mark Allen

“I forgot what a cow was one time.”-Malone Bondy  

Most Memorable Quotes: After spending the past several years together, there have been several instances where there have been statements made that are so good, we’ve all joked we’d use one for our senior quote. Although only a few have followed through, read on to find the “honorable mentions” of quotes that almost appeared in print.

“Hey guys, I’m not a vegetarian anymore!” -Bhavisha Gulabrai

For those who don’t know, Bhavisha, an avid animal lover, has been a vegetarian for the past year and a half (double check with her). Recently, in order to prepare for basketball season, she decided to once again enjoy the delicious taste of chicken, beef, and pork. Several of her classmates who have teasingly chided her for eating “just plants” because “they have feelings too” are overjoyed.

“If you eat animals every day, animals are still going to get their heads chopped off.” – Corbett Cobb

After a discussion of vegetarianism (see quote above), Corbett made this true, but slightly troubling statement. If I didn’t like Chick-Fil-A so much, I might would consider vegetarianism myself.

“See, I’m like Peter [from Office Space]. It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.” – Jacob Watkins

While he may say this, as proven evident by his early binding acceptance into Wake Forest, Jacob obviously does care and excels in school. But, every senior has, at some point this year, related to this statement.

“I used to could”  – Anna Penwell

With a sprinkling of her southern accent, Anna reminisces about what she used to be able to do, but can no longer.

11:40 English class…

Davis Collins: “Can I go to the bathroom?”

Teacher: “No, there are ten minutes left.”

Davis: “I think the time just changed” (as in we go back an hour in fall)

Davis was literally, “ahead of his time.”

“I am supposed to be making some of the most important decisions of my life right now, but I can’t even send a text message” – Guy Deyton

Guy encompasses what every teenager feels like in America in this one statement.

“Cows don’t even know they exist.” -Thomas Newton

“This apple tastes like spaghetti” -Luc Garabrant

“Get in Lizard, we’re going shopping.” – Alexis Reams

In order to persuade Anna Penwell to go shopping with her, Alexis tried to use the popular quote from Mean Girls, “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” Not wanting to be mean, she was going to say lady instead of loser, but instead said lizard. Needless to say, once she stopped laughing, Anna was happy to go shopping.

Guy Deyton: “Mrs. Andracchio, we might have a problem.”

Mrs. Andracchio: “What’s wrong?”

Guy: “On this college app, I accidentally put I was married.”

“You’re so mean, you’re average.” – Joe Cockerell

While writing (yes, she wrote it herself), the Christmas play for the Lower school, Mrs. Whitehurst, the RMA drama teacher, drama director,  and temporary lower school art teacher, asked her drama class for a good joke to convey that someone was in the play was mean (Scrooge). Although not making the final cut for fear of going over the heads of the younger ones, Joe’s quote was filed away for another time.

“I’d give my left leg to get five extra points on an AP Calculus test.” – Marcus Lerro

I had the pleasure of hearing this quote firsthand. Needless to say, the entire class exploded with laughter and those who are taking AP Calculus wholeheartedly agreed.  

Cameron Cross: “Can I relate Macbeth to the Lion King?”

Ms. Knox: “No Cameron, that’s Hamlet.”

Cameron: “I promise I can relate it.”

While I’m sure Ms. Knox appreciated Cameron’s enthusiasm, the Lion King can, sadly, not be related to everything. Fortunately, Hamlet should be coming up soon and Cameron will be able to relate one of the best Disney movies ever made to an amazing classic play.

“I’ve been here since Pre-K, and I still don’t know anyone at this school.” – Taylor Connie

A major hyperbole, Taylor jokingly said this one day out of frustration after not knowing someone. But, even if Taylor may not know anyone, many people definitely know her and her amazing artwork that has been displayed at school.  

“It’s Friday, and I’m exhausted.” – Mark Allen

Mark should be applauded for this quote. It’s Monday, and I’m already exhausted.

“If I’m driving and a car passes me, was I closer to that car my entire life than the one that passed me a while ago?”  – Joseph Petruzziello

Submitted by Elias Moore with the following commentary:[Joseph then] proceeds to explain why he’s right for 45 minutes without anything making sense.

To be honest, I really had to think about this one to finally (sort of) get it. With his science-sharp and gift for physics, Joseph’s ability to think critically about the world will definitely come in handy in the years to come.

“Corn beef is better than steak.” – Elias Moore

While I enjoy corn beef too, I’m not sure I could go as far as saying it is better than steak.

“Me like snow.” – Taylor Connie

Throwing it back to middle school, Taylor made an adorable video proclaiming her love for snow. Now, everytime it snows, you can be sure at least one (if not multiple) seniors will laugh and repeat this memorable quote.

“Well, to be honest, I’ve got better things to do than match my socks.” – Holly Brantley

I was asked why I don’t match my socks and replied honestly. Do you know how much stuff I can get done in the time it would take me to match all my socks? Seriously.

“Actually, you’re wrong.” – Casey Jones

One day in class, Person A had been corrected by Person B multiple times already that year. In this particular instance, Person B had attempted to correct Person A, but their correction was wrong. Frustrated with the constant scrutiny of Person A, Casey made this bold statement, breaking the “Sass-O-Meter” and prompting an uproar of laughter.  

“What is a potluck?” – Luc Garabrant

Because Luc has been such an awesome addition to our class, we often forget that his roots do not lie in North Carolina. After being invited to a potluck, Luc happily agreed to go, but questioned what exactly he was going to. I’m sure, after he attends, he will definitely love his first potluck.

“Dolphins are going to rule the world.”- Jacob Watkins

Out of all Jacob’s conspiracy theories (his OJ Simpson and Jar-Jar Binks theories are extremely well thought out), this one is my favorite.

“Mrs. Lehnes, I’m a blueberry poptart!” – Bhavisha Gulabrai

Having taken a quiz to see what kind of poptart she was, Bhavisha was overjoyed to learn she was a blueberry poptart!

“You have to think positive…it will take you far.” – Elias Moore

Hitting on a more serious note, Elias’ makes a valid point. If you think you can, think you can, think you can, you finally will. It may not be in the way you thought, or even at the rate you hope, but you can and will conquer anything you set your mind to.

Catchphrases: The RMA class of 2018 has nothing on Bugs Bunny and his, “What’s up, Doc?”

“H2O no.” -Davis Collins

Clearly not a science lover, Davis furthers his point by creating this quirky saying.

“Not today, Satan.” – Malone Bondy

One of the most admirable things about Malone is that fact that nothing can get her down, even the devil himself.

“Fun fact:_______________!” – Anna Penwell

Anna is full of fun facts. Fill in the blank with any random fact, especially if it’s related to Disney, and you’ve got a good picture of Anna’s enthusiastic personality.

“Kachow!” – Bailey Beddingfield

“Can I borrow a pencil?” – Jacob Watkins

“I’ve got ___________!” – Holly Brantley

I’ve been known to have many things, from double A batteries to a medley of band-aids. I suppose I’ve made a name for myself.

“What does that mean?” – Anna Penwell

They say that, “curiosity killed the cat”, but many people forget to add the rest of the saying, “that satisfaction brought it back.”  

“(goblin noises)” – Cameron Cross

A man of few words, his friends claim Cameron often makes goblin noises to convey his emotions. It’s fairly impressive someone does even have to use words to communicate and shows a testament of true friendship and understanding.

“Somedays I just want to be Napoleon Dynamite.” – Joe Cockerell

Doesn’t everyone?

“I love cats!” – Renate Ma

Everyone who knows Renate will know of her love for cats, especially her cat, Tess. With her sweet personality, I’m sure that Tess and any other animal that she comes in contact with loves her too.

“Oh honey…” – Lauren Seale

With a sweet smile, Lauren always starts her explanations with this term of endearment.

“Awwwwwwww!” – Madison Glover

Due to her love of all things sweet and cute, especially unicorns, Madison can often be found saying this with a smile.

“LLAMA!” – Trey Smelcer and Malone Bondy

Trey’s obsession with the quote from the movie, Napoleon Dynamite, where Napoleon calls to the llama (Tina), “Tina, get over here you fat lard,” has very deeply resonated with Trey. After having recited this quote for the hundredth time, Malone dubbed him with the nickname, “Llama,” which he wholeheartedly embraced.

“Saaalllty.” – Bailey Beddingfield

For those of you who don’t know, “salty” means upset and, in this sense, is said in a joking way.

“Jiminy crickets!” – Lauren Seale

“I’m not going to break it. *breaking noise*” – Johnhenry Wirman

While Johnhenry may be slightly gracefully challenged, I can say that I have never seen someone as elegantly break something as he does. Also, whatever he breaks, he is quick to put back together.

So, in conclusion, while we may not be the first, and definitely not the last, class to come through RMA, we will definitely be the funniest.